Earlier today I was very close to pulling the trigger on a boat out in Osage Beach.

Tonight, I will settle for fixing up my jon. Elections have consequences.

If you have it, hold it close. Conserve, hide, defy to the legal limit. You know what I mean.

Soon listed: House for sale in Raymore. I do not hold home ownership in America as a goal now. Before tonight: Home owned outright before 50th birthday.