Kansas City, MO - Kansas City Chiefs football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Romoe Crennel immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikey to encounter the substance again this season.

This should wake up the Missouri Board!