since were tellin stories i have a big barn behind my house that has an apartment in it and friends of mine come over and we fry fish,beef mountain oysters,deer,turkey and sometimes steak.well one nite i got in the crown pretty hard (beagle would of been proud )and between barn and house there is a terrace.well i could'nt make it over the hump and after several tries and my wife tellin me to get my drunk a?? to the house i slapped the ground and said i'll sleep here.