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    The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
    the driveway jumping for
    joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought,
    'what the heck', and I starting
    jumping up and down along with her.
    She said, 'I have some really great news!'
    I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
    She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up
    and down and told me that she
    was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
    'That's great I couldn't be happier
    for you!'

    Then she said, 'There's more'

    I asked, What do you mean there's more.

    She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
    have TWINS!'

    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
    her how she knew. She said....
    (You're going to love this!)
    'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they
    actually had a home pregnancy kit in a
    TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive.

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    DohHands Clapping

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    I used to date her.
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    She running for President ??

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    Now thats funny and just what I needed after today. TGIF

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    I've met several people like thatDoh
    GO BIG ORANGE !

    I meant to behave, but there were just way too many other options available at the time.

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    Cool

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    Rofl Rofl
    IT'S 5--O-CLOCK SOMEWHERE,,,MIKE-p

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