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  1. 08-30-2011, 04:08 PM #1
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    While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...
    A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE
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  2. 08-30-2011, 04:13 PM #2
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    Good one.
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  3. 08-30-2011, 04:54 PM #3
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    that's great! funny stuff monty
    why do today what you can put off til tomorrow, go fishing instead!!!
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  5. 08-30-2011, 05:22 PM #5
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    Got the same thing thru email and laughed my butt off when I read it.:D:D:D
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    Dang it OSS you should have used Priority Mail!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMW1960 View Post
    Dang it OSS you should have used Priority Mail!
    Nah!

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    well at least you tried.
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