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    Cletus & Billy Bob

    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap
    in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
    of an old green John Deere.
    Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides
    off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
    hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
    overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
    Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
    stained
    T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
    his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
    Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya
    doing, Billy Bob?"
    "Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
    obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
    "But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
    d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
    a tractor."
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    I just substituted ole Dw for Billy bob in my mind.....what a site but definatly something he would dowheres the pepto.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugman View Post
    I just substituted ole Dw for Billy bob in my mind.....what a site but definatly something he would dowheres the pepto.....
    First off Mr Bugman & Mr Shockley if your going to do the story do it correctly! Brad would rather push a IH instead of driving a John Deere! And for you information Jamie, I have more luck with the tractor than I do with the wife! The tractor gives me free rides! The wife charges me money!

    I have had several John Deere (THERE IS A REASON THEY ARE PAINTED GREEN! BECAUSE THATS THE COLOR OF MONEY AND THAT IS WHAT IT TAKES TO REPAIR ONE, LOTS OF MONEY!!) tractors in my life time, a Ford and a few IH tractors! Give me a IH 666 or a IH 806 and watch me go!! GO BIG RED!

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    Too much information!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Shockley that was a good one!
    "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."

    Dave

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