Here's one for bugman

[badaxed]

A young man and an old man were fishing on a dock on LOZ.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a Crappie that was over 3 feet long.

The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit."

The young man said "Your lying. I can't believe that."

Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of feett off your crappie and I'll blow out my lantern."

[DMW1960]

Oh are you going to hear about it! Good one!

[bugman]

I told that old man to be stubborn and keep his lantern lit cause it would eventually run out of fuel and my big crappie would just keep on growin.......:D

[DMW1960]

I told that old man to be stubborn and keep his lantern lit cause it would eventually run out of fuel and my big crappie would just keep on growin.......:D

Just wait son your days of growin will come to a end!

[crappiencali]

That was a good one!

[badaxed]

Growin fish reminds me of this joke
"A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large crappie.

One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales.

The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz.."

[DMW1960]

Ok badaxed get out of the Apple Pie! That last one was a good one!