A young man and an old man were fishing on a dock on LOZ.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a Crappie that was over 3 feet long.

The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit."

The young man said "Your lying. I can't believe that."

Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of feett off your crappie and I'll blow out my lantern."