Mine goes like this, I am sitting on my deer stand south of the house. hear a truck stop,

door creek shut slooly, bam pause. bam bam what the heck. I hit the dirt, sounds close to me.

well I peak up, see this old man standing by the truck wet bibs on, shaking like a dog out of the water.

what the heck I ease up, Heck it's Herb _______known him all my life, what the heck is going on I ask,

well he sees this deer,shoots at same, then bam his hat flies off, then bam dirt in front of him flies up.

seems like some one else had snuck in and set up and he shoot at same deer in the other direction. He hit herb in the hat and in front of the truck. Now I am inbetwee both of the yahoos.

I did not deer hunt for 20 years after that. BE SAFE