Two friends were fishing the upper end of Truman Lake next to Highway 13 when a funeral procession makes its way slowly across the bridge. The guy in the front lays down his pole, stands up very erect and bows his head in a solemn tribute to the deceased. Afterwards his partner says "I'm impressed that you took time to honor that person in such a noble way, especially when the fishing has been so hot this morning". First guys says "it's the least I could do, we "were" married for 26 years you know". :p