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  1. 07-23-2010, 04:34 PM #1
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    Default A good woman


    What is a woman?


    A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She
    will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
    sexy, seductive, invincible...




    No, wait... I'm thinking of WHISKEY.
    Never mind.

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  2. 07-23-2010, 05:56 PM #2
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    Got to be Jack Daniels!:D:D:D
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    LMAO! How true. Courage in a bottle!:D
    Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then.......
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    LOL yep so true! But if I am running with Jigging15 I will drink what he drinks because he drinks a better kind!
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  5. 07-24-2010, 09:19 AM #5
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    wrong, the rot gut is what jiggin likes. and you DW need to stay with milk and cookies, and that may be to strong in hot weather,

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    Quote Originally Posted by beagle man View Post
    wrong, the rot gut is what jiggin likes. and you DW need to stay with milk and cookies, and that may be to strong in hot weather,

    Good one hookin/cookin
    Ok maybe your right! But no cookies, I am going for Iced Honey Buns instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beagle man View Post
    wrong, the rot gut is what jiggin likes. and you DW need to stay with milk and cookies, and that may be to strong in hot weather,

    Good one hookin/cookin
    LOL Beagle. Fellas if it aint Crown It aint worth drinkin. Beagle i got to try that new Crown XXX black label 135.00 a bottle.I cant afford it but OMG is it smooth.
    There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
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    I do like the cheap stuff. Northern Light is what it is called and it tasyes alot like VO or Segrams 7 but is only $13 a handle. But I do keep some of the good stuff around for buddies when they come over. If you guys did not get to try the Wisers at camp you missed out. They put it beside a bottle of Crown. The Wisers was gone before there was an inch drank out of the Crown.
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    After last Fall Camp, I think I'll just stick with my Bud-Wisers.









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  10. 07-24-2010, 04:02 PM #10
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    hookin sorry to hijack your thread but you woke up the whiskey drinkers will have to save up my dog money and get Miss Sharon to buy me a bottle, sounds good
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