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  1. 06-08-2010, 07:31 AM #11
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    Good advice from Grandpa! LOL

    Back when I was in law enforcement the Chief once told me "this badge will get you girls, but the girls will get your badge!" I've seen that saying on the internet since then, but 35 years ago it was as good advice as it is today!



    Quote Originally Posted by centerdriver View Post
    Radioactive.....My grandpa pulled me aside and gave me two bits of advice for a long marriage. 1. Never, ever answer the question "does my butt look big"? Cuz there is NO right answer. If you say no, your a liar, if you say yes, well, you can figure that one out. 2. The two words a man needs to learn for a response is "Yes dear".
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    Quote Originally Posted by centerdriver View Post
    Radioactive.....My grandpa pulled me aside and gave me two bits of advice for a long marriage. 1. Never, ever answer the question "does my butt look big"? Cuz there is NO right answer. If you say no, your a liar, if you say yes, well, you can figure that one out. 2. The two words a man needs to learn for a response is "Yes dear".
    But don't ever use Yes dear to answer #1.
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    But some of us like a woman with a well rounded..........uh....vocabulary. Yeah, that's it, vocabulary

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    But don't ever use Yes dear to answer #1.
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