Dog gone it son! I take a day off from the board and darn you are trying to get into trouble!

First off, no fudge at my store.

Second we don't have stun guns or pepper spray

Third well I better not go there. Oh well what the heck our balls

Hey guys you better lock down that Northern Missouri State Border! Old DW's will be back in state some time before next Wednesday morning if everything works out ok.