A poem for you

[C N]

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to he77.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING??? :p

[old fuzzy]

[Radioactive]

that poem reminds me of just one question, "If love is blind, why is (Pank) lingerie so popular?" Unknown Author, except for the Pank part:D

Hey CN, how do you get such vivid Hot Pank color on your posts? I can't get the color selector on here to do anything like that!

[C N]

that poem reminds me of just one question, "If love is blind, why is (Pank) lingerie so popular?" Unknown Author, except for the Pank part:D

Hey CN, how do you get such vivid Hot Pank color on your posts? I can't get the color selector on here to do anything like that!

I just click on the drop down by the A and I have five lines of colors. My fourth down on the left is my signature COLOR. :p

[Radioactive]

Never mind. You used Magenta instead of Pank you sneaky thing, you!:p:o:D

[/QUOTE] Hey CN, how do you get such vivid Hot Pank color on your posts? I can't get the color selector on here to do anything like that![/QUOTE]

[C N]

Never mind. You used Magenta instead of Pank you sneaky thing, you!:p:o:D

Hey CN, how do you get such vivid Hot Pank color on your posts? I can't get the color selector on here to do anything like that![/QUOTE][/QUOTE]


Call it Magenta, Hot Pank or Fuschia.... it's all the same.

[FROSTY]

Novice....We all love you...You're such a big hit...
BUT where the HE77 do you come up with this SH@T!!:D:D




j/k

[C N]

Novice....We all love you...You're such a big hit...
BUT where the HE77 do you come up with this SH@T!!:D:D
j/k

ROFLMAO!!!!!! Let's just say "friends" and leave it at that. :rolleyes:

You are on top of your game this a.m., Frosty, and you didn't need a pic to go with it! :D :D :D

[beagle man]

frosty and novice sittin in a tree

after I read this I had to pee

[C N]

frosty and novice sittin in a tree

after I read this I had to pee

Beagle, Beagle, NOT you, TOO!!
I'd never thought you'd be flingin' POO.