Thread: Oldie but goodie - joke

Y'all ain't right.

Heard this one over the week end. Feller sittin at the bar with his head hug down, very sad and dejected. Barkeep asks what's wrong, and says that he THINKS his wife died. Barkeep asks, "Wait, you THINK she died. Dude, she either did or she didn't, no THINK about. What ain't you for sure?"

"Well, I'm confused cause the sex is about the same, but the dishes are pillin up."

Originally Posted by jimmydee1

Y'all ain't right.

Heard this one over the week end. Feller sittin at the bar with his head hug down, very sad and dejected. Barkeep asks what's wrong, and says that he THINKS his wife died. Barkeep asks, "Wait, you THINK she died. Dude, she either did or she didn't, no THINK about. What ain't you for sure?"

"Well, I'm confused cause the sex is about the same, but the dishes are pillin up."

Ha ha good one! (And you say WE ain't right?)