and tell him to come home quick. He's on Grenada right now absolutely molesting my fish. I hear he's got one that goes 4 lbs 11 ounces. I dunno, but I'm prone to think he's given to exaggeration. No matter, just somebody call him and tell him his house is on fire and his hot water heater has sprung a leak and his cows are out of the fence and in his garden and his dog has his cat treed. Quick!

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