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  1. 03-30-2010, 06:06 PM #1
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    These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day...

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
    8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES..
    Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
    Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
    Better be a big reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    NORDIC TRACK
    $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

    GEORGIA PEACHES
    California grown - 89 cents/lb.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer $300.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

    And the best one?:

    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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  2. 03-31-2010, 04:11 PM #2
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    Good stuff Randy
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  3. 03-31-2010, 08:58 PM #3
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    Did somebody say Terrier/Bites in the first one?
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    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'
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