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  1. 03-22-2010, 06:44 AM #1
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    A precious little girl walks into a Petsmart shop and asks,

    in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

    "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees

    so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white

    wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like

    that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

    She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her

    knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think

    my python weally gives a thit."
    A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE
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  2. 03-22-2010, 06:59 AM #2
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    Bwhaaa..like it!
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  3. 03-22-2010, 07:55 AM #3
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    That was great
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    good one Monty
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  5. 03-22-2010, 02:31 PM #5
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    LMAO! Funny:D

    I used to keep Pythons and Boas and can testify that they really DON'T give a thit:D
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    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
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  6. 03-22-2010, 09:32 PM #6
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    Read that one to my wife...we both enjoyed it!
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  7. 03-24-2010, 12:33 PM #7
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    haha
    Why do I have to press 1 for English?
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    Good one, OSS. The wife liked it too.:D
    Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then.......
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