wittle wabbit
A precious little girl walks into a Petsmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees
so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white
wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like
that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think
my python weally gives a thit."
A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE