I wouldn't call the dog that too often in front of your precious little girl (she is a cutie) or your are bound to be doing some explaining in the principal's office when she starts school. Just sayin. My wife has a list of "slip-ups and sayings" of mine that will earn me the pleasure of the explaining party. On the other hand it is really funny, I almost wet my pants when I read that.
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Chris did you name that dogNo wonder the dog looks at you like that. Daughter is very cute & can tell she took after her mother.
Well since you asked............................................. .
When I met my wife she has this little dog. I wasn't much up on lap dogs but thought my wife was pretty fine so decided I would just have to deal with the lap dog. It went by the name of Chloe. She was just a pup and shortly after meeting my wife the dog went into heat. Well it was always licking her you know what. Well I couldn't exactly go around calling her p**** licker so I just always called her butt licker. Well she always came a running when I would say Butt get over here, Butt you ready to eat, Butt you want to go, Butt you want to go outside? etc......
Wife hated it because all the neighbors would here me say something to Butt Licker while we were outside so then all the neighors started to refering to her as Butt or Butt Licker. So it just kind of stuck. When my daughter came along I had to go back to calling her Chloe when she was around. But every once and a while I slip up. Oh well, I figure I will get questioned by one of the teachers someday.
Anyway, that's the story and I'm sticking to it.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'
Great pic Chris! Shes a cutie for sure......dog has a better smile than Monty
Didn't know Monty had a smile.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'
What I want to know Chris is what a nice looking lady like that ever saw in a bum like you. All that I can figure is you must have had some hair back then buddy!:D
Oh and you better listen to Redneck you may be getting a call from a teacher.
When I was about 1st grade the teacher asked us to go home and find out our heritage. Well mom was busy, so I went to dad. Dad said well my family roots are English and your mothers family are all a bunch of D_____ Karuts. I went to school the next day and answered the teachers question. She asked me where I learned that sort of language I told her my dad. Got sent to the office, teacher called my mom. Granted dad did it in fun but after mom got done with him he didn't get dinner fixed for him for almost a month.
If I am not mistaken the first quote of mine on her list of
"you go deal with the teacher/principal for what our daughter said" sayings is
"sticks out like a boner in spandex"
I pray to god they never say it at school but it will serve me right if I have to go explain it.
funny story abou the dog, really funny
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Originally Posted by Just Jiggin
Chris did you name that dogNo wonder the dog looks at you like that.
Daughter is very cute & can tell she took after her mother.
