Quote Originally Posted by badaxed View Post
This guy was the most boring - and not too honest - when it came to fishing, and he had all of the other fisherman tired of his boasting about his fishing skills. But one day, a fellow from Missiouri moved into the territory, and after listening to all the guy's bragging, the Missiourian had an ace up his sleeve; he admitted that the biggest fish he had ever caught measured only 8 inches ... but he hastened to add ... that was the dis-tance between the eyes!

That guy sure has some pretty pink nail polish on!