as he certainly wasn't expecting this big of a surprise on the day after his birthday...... SO, ole' Jack decides that he willQuote:
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as he certainly wasn't expecting this big of a surprise on the day after his birthday...... SO, ole' Jack decides that he willQuote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Quit covering for DMW the farm animal terror, as he is truly the father of betty lous children as well as her brother
So Old DW don't have to pay child support....................
But his toast popped up so he ate while...
Counting his flock but then monk showed up on his way to crappie camp looking for
Cliff,Harold and the apple pie but instead ole DW looked at him and said...........
I have some Jack Daniels brother Monk lets party............................
Pooooooooor monk,,,,however he did make his way to
to the cooler of cliff and harold and low and behold there it was a whole gallon of apple pie which he promptly
Tryed to sneek of with but mr zip said hang on there young man we need to
Re-think this apple pie drinkin.....remember last time when you.......
got jacked up as 700 dollars and felt like Poo pie the next morning, why doint ya.....
Stick to good ole Bush beer so you and Betty Lou will be able to...........
sleep in a bed and not on the ground in the driveway an feel a whole bunch better the next while trying to get monk to
drink Milwaukee's Best Light. Monk says it tastes like....................
The Hair of the Dog,But then he turned to Bugman and said old buddy lets
Get over there in the Glaize and get some of them
Big ole white slabs or we could chase them big ole blacks in the gravois after all fuzzy says.......
aint nothing better than good beer and fishing with the Bugman!
Oh How Sweet it is to feel the THUMP that happen's when
a big one hits that jig
As i say get the net Dw looks at me and says.....
you moron you told me I couldn't bring a net! Monk won't let you use a net he says your a ............
lite weight!
And is too lazy to net my fish,but there was this one time that.......
...that I was just too busy to net the DINKS that you were catching so I just...
Sat there and watched you break 3 poles swingin 2+lb fish in while i sat there and.......
drank a cold one!
and day dreamed about........
...about the day that Bugs could catch as many as....
Monk but we all know that will................
never happen
...I rest my case until....
until Spring Camp and then I can..............
Catch some big loz spawners and talk smack to......
DMW and give him trouble while he is working.
to figure out he might need
---give up working and enjoy---
apple pie ei ei ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
---oh yeah--------