Through the roof causing folks to......
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Through the roof causing folks to......
start taking their....
clothes off and let it all air out. Bugman I didn't know, I am so sorry your
Such a good lookin SOB,i said Dan don't be so jelous we all know you......
hang your Stetson Hat on your best parts..............
but PW has bee spreadin' the rumor that....
Its actually hangin on his belt buckle because.........
because everyone knows a good tool has to have a roof over it! Word has it that Bugman has some ideas about fall camp...........
I bet I have the phone number to the local Bails Bond Agent handy!!!
Good thing cause i'm sure Dan will.......
"raise the roof" on the "tool shed" and promptly get arrested for...
flashing
come to find out the cop was related to me and said
what the heck
really can't arrest someone for their "shortcomings"
And since its ole DW and he's so ugly to boot i'm gonna.......
go out hunting for him and bring them to him blind folded!
But..........
The stinch of gunpowder was so bad on ole Dw the blindfolded girls............
they were at a cinco de mayo celebration until............
realized it wasnt may, so they figured they were there to.....
To mingle with the cdc bunch so they blindfolded themselves because..........
we were going play pin the tail on the...............
Monk but instead he decded to play.......
Blind man's buff.............
But a hush fell over the crowd as Betty Lou ............
Said i love you ole DW will you......
help me tell Monk I am pregnant with............
your child, PAPA DAN. (DMW denies this report ladies and gentlemen, claiming he used "protection". Evidently the latex was of poor quality and broke, so they are naming the tyke Houdini or Jello Shot if its a girl):)
a hush fell over the waiting room as the doctor came out and pronounced.......
it's twins! Old DW passes out! When he comes to his senses he requests to be on the Maury Povich show to prove his isn't the father........
On the Maury show the test comes back and it's found out that Monk is really the father of the twins..............
Then Monk heads for the state line hoping that---------
Someone will knock him in the head because..........
He is really the father of tripplets......... or was ____________?
or why he adores his comb...
or was it really Bugman? The truth comes out the test was a false reading. JackB comes forward and admits he is the father..............
And would like nothing more than to......
Get married, raise a family and...........
Blow his brains out!!!