Thread: A Blonde at the Casino

An oldie worth repeating.

A beautiful blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude.'
With that, she stripped down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby,
Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES YES,
I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I
don't know - I thought you were watching.
MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are honest. Not all blondes are dumb. And men are still
men. :D

Still Funny....and True!!