TO: JackB - Breaking news!

[C N]

I'm so worried about you!

BREAKING NEWS!!
To save the economy, in JANUARY 2010
The Obama government will start
Deporting all of the old people
In order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
I started crying - when I thought of you, Jack!
RUN, YOU OLD FART, RUN!!!!! :D :D :D


PS This is the photo of me when I left the hair salon yesterday. :p

[jackb]

HA HA! Very funny Novice!! And by the way, judging by the pics on Rug's masterpiece, you look WAY older than me. Don't forget, Monty said I was 29 (or that's how I took it anyway) Also, don't think that look came from any "hair salon" car wash maybe, not a salon. (You don't get the getter)

[C N]

I might just be older than you! And I'll give you the other. You do look very young in that photo. I'm amazed they had color film back when that was taken!!!!! :p

You'd never believe how much I paid to look like that, Jack.

[jackb]

I might just be older than you! And I'll give you the other. You do look very young in that photo. I'm amazed they had color film back when that was taken!!!!! :p

You'd never believe how much I paid to look like that, Jack.

Whatever you paid, you got hosed.

[C N]

You missed the important part, sir.

You do look very young in that photo, Jack. I'm amazed they had color film back when that was taken!!!! :D

[FROSTY]

OR DID YOU MEAN.....SALOON !! :D

[C N]

but I'm such a happy drunk, Frosty! Doesn't that count for something???

[DMW1960]

I swear I think my neighbor has a dog that has hair like that.

[C N]

Gee thanks, Dan! Way to come through for me.

[jackb]

You missed the important part, sir.

You do look very young in that photo, Jack. I'm amazed they had color film back when that was taken!!!! :D

I did not miss anything, YOU did. MY photo is color, YOURS is black and white. AND, you should have taken a good portion of what you spent at the saloon/salon (THANK YOU FROSTY) and invested in botox.