Thread: Us old guys...

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

I can see right now, I'm going to need to bring a load of wheelchairs to Crappie Camp for all you OLD folks. Goodness! 61..... that's O L D. And to think I made fun of Dan for turning 50!

Hey Novice if your going to bring a load of wheelchairs to Crappie Camp can you put in a few nurses too? It would be nice to have someone tie my jigs on for me and take my fish off the hook.

You can hand pick them from our website, if I'd post it. :D But I'm smarter than that! :p

Originally Posted by DMW1960

I will send flowers!

Ok let me get this right, Dan is sending flowers to Jack.

Originally Posted by DMW1960

Hey Jack what are you trying to tell Rugs are you not wired for 220?

Ummmm Hu?

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

I can see right now, I'm going to need to bring a load of wheelchairs to Crappie Camp for all you OLD folks. Goodness! 61..... that's O L D. And to think I made fun of Dan for turning 50!

Originally Posted by DMW1960

Hey Novice if your going to bring a load of wheelchairs to Crappie Camp can you put in a few nurses too? It would be nice to have someone tie my jigs on for me and take my fish off the hook.

And someone has to push them wheel chairs, only thing that sucks, is you can't see the nurses

Originally Posted by rugsrme

Ok let me get this right, Dan is sending flowers to Jack.

Ummmm Hu?



And someone has to push them wheel chairs, only thing that sucks, is you can't see the nurses

Yep I would send flowers to Jackb funeral if he died from dealing with a 24 year old girlfriend.

But Jackb isn't wired for 220. Aka he couldn't handle 1 - 20 year old girl friend let alone 2 - 20 year old girl friends aka 220.

If Novice brings me a nice 60 year old nurse I will let you push my wheel chair Rugs! At my age Rugs it don't matter what they look like, I can't see that good anyway.

dumbest thread yet

Look who started the thread....... It was hilarious, Beags! Then it took a turn.

Originally Posted by jackb

I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around and I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that; I was looking for my girlfriend and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going" He says "That's ok, what a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate" I said "Well, maybe we can help each other; what does your wife look like? He says "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big hooters, and she is wearing tight white shorts and a halter top with no bra. What does your girlfriend look like?" I said "Doesn't matter---let's look for your wife. Us old guys are helpful like that.

instant classic!!!

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

Look who started the thread....... It was hilarious, Beags! Then it took a turn.

Yea, who's driving this thread??