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  1. 01-15-2010, 01:53 PM #1
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    Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in awhile he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

    'Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go Dave.'

    But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering:

    'Dave ........... Dave...........

    YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN,
    YOU SICK BASTARD!!!'
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    I am rolling on the floor! Great one.
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    Excellent joke; was DMW the Vet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    Excellent joke; was DMW the Vet?
    Wow!!
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    Well, now let's see...he just had a post on here about barnyard sodomy (what ever the hell that is, and furthermore how would he know about that?) so I guess I rest my case. Here come da judge, here come da judge
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    Well, now let's see...he just had a post on here about barnyard sodomy (what ever the hell that is, and furthermore how would he know about that?) so I guess I rest my case. Here come da judge, here come da judge
    Too funny!!!:D:D:D
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    me no add to this



    funny joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    Excellent joke; was DMW the Vet?
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
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    OMG FROSTY!!!! Some of your best work to date! The ONLY word that comes to mind is GENIUS!! (Folks, that is an unretouched photo)
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    Ok, I waited for the Sarchasma to kick in. Thats all I have to say about that.
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