Thread: Dmw1960 Is Back!

Originally Posted by jackb

Who the hell is SANTATO? Had no clue Santa was Italian...

Jack need to get you some new glasses! Sign says, Put Santa to Work Buy a Tree!

Oh and the hottest looking women in the USA live in Lake Charles, LA!

Hilarious!!!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of Spanish as Dan was wayyyyyyyyyyy South near THAT other border!

I did get sick when some of those fat girls in Mississippi started waving back at Santa!

Welcome Back, DAN!!

Originally Posted by DMW1960

Jack need to get you some new glasses! Sign says, Put Santa to Work Buy a Tree!

Oh and the hottest looking women in the USA live in Lake Charles, LA!

Played a golf tournament in Lake Charles La. Dan, they are not hot, they are streetwalkers...sorry

Originally Posted by DMW1960

Jack need to get you some new glasses! Sign says, Put Santa to Work Buy a Tree!

Oh and the hottest looking women in the USA live in Lake Charles, LA!

Please reread that sign, Dan. There is no space between Santa and to. Ooops!

I Think SANTA-TO is kinda like TOTO-TO.

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

Hilarious!!!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of Spanish as Dan was wayyyyyyyyyyy South near THAT other border!

Thanks Novice for the support! LOL I would sure hate to leave a lump of coal in your stocking next year!

If you only knew my true feelings towards people who speak Spanish in the USA and refuse to learn English!

Did have some excitement one night about 100 miles north of Lake Charles! Seems 3 guys went into another fireworks store with guns and tried to rob the man and woman running it. The guy wasn't a very good shot I guess, 1 dead robber, another robber shot and one got away! It happened less than a quarter of a mile from another Hales Fireworks operation. I said if you couldn't get at least 2 out of 3 dead and all 3 of them shot, you needed to spend more time on the gun range!