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Amazing Simple Home Remedies :d
1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone
Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.
2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By
Using The Sink.
3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For
A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use
A Timer.
4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From
Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.
5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll
Be Afraid To Cough.
6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't
Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The
Duct Tape
7. If You Can' T Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.
Daily Thought:
Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything But They
Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.
:d:d
IT'S 5--O-CLOCK SOMEWHERE,,,MIKE-p
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Fuzzy You Made My Day
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I like it.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty ia a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin.
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Good stuff right there.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'
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good advice. Dave
May all your live wells be full.Dave
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Here are a few more good sayings
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
Man that is stuck in pantry has his *** in jam.
Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
"Man with glass house must dress in basement!"
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man who behaves like an *** will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Elevator smell different to midget.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
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this beagle man you speak of has old saying.
if you dont want any poop dont start poop.
old man I may have to put a whoopin on you, I heard of a guy who knows a guy,who has a friend,who will loan some poo to sling at you,
good ones fuzz and sat doc
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