Thread: Monty's Been Moonlighting.....

Thanks, I invented it!

Back to the first post, I dont think there is enough beer or wiskey to make that look good at closing time. Sorry monty. Dave

This is good readin, 'ceptin ya pickin on my fishin hero!

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

I can read the headlines now:

JUSTIFIED HOMICIDE

:D

AT LEAST I HAVE A NICE WARM BED TO SLEEP IN GRANTED IT'S IN THE DRIVEWAY BUT IT IS STILL BETTER THAN SLEEPING IN MY PICKUP! BUCKLE UP LITTLE EWE IT'S GOING TO BE A COLD NIGHT!

This is your obituary when dear wife sees what you've been posting about her.



Dan, aka DMW was shot today by his wife; police are ruling the case a justifiable homicide. Dan was found sampling the wares at the Fantasy Ranch where his wife caught him in the "act". Several sheep were noticeably upset, and several were bleeting DAAAAAAN, DAAAAAAN. Mr. DMW was a noteworthy Truman Crappie fisherman and also noted for his research with farm animals and Viagra, and the only owner of a keyboard that only typed in caps and exclamation points.

PS Crappie Novice did NOT write the obit. She is innocent THIS time.

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

This is your obituary when dear wife sees what you've been posting about her.



Dan, aka DMW was shot today by his wife; police are ruling the case a justifiable homicide. Dan was found sampling the wares at the Fantasy Ranch where his wife caught him in the "act". Several sheep were noticeably upset, and several were bleeting DAAAAAAN, DAAAAAAN. Mr. DMW was a noteworthy Truman Crappie fisherman and also noted for his research with farm animals and Viagra, and the only owner of a keyboard that only typed in caps and exclamation points.

PS Crappie Novice did NOT write the obit. She is innocent THIS time.

Yeah I know who I need to Thank!

The way I figure it you are going to die anyway! Might as well go down having fun!

Hey Novice, did you hear that our wonderful president gave his kids the swine flu shots, but him and the first lady are going to wait until everyone else in the danger groups get their shots first.

Think he wants all the rest of us to die first from taking that shot!