Little Johnny's at it again




The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, "Give

me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry in 1775", he said.

"Very good! Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?

Again, no response except from Little Johnny, "Abraham Lincoln in 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed; Little Johnny knows more about history than any of you do."




She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians."




"Who said that?" she demanded. Little Johnny put his hand up, "General Custer, at

little Big Horn in 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."




The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! now, who said that?"

Again, Little Johnny says, "George H. W.. Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, at dinner in 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky in 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Little Johnny frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him in 2004."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,

someone said, "Oh ****! We're screwed!"

Little Johnny bowed his head and said quietly, "The American people, November 4,

2008."