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  1. 10-05-2009, 08:48 AM #1
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    Default Attempt at humor......... sorry in advance!


    *Three Men on a Hike*
    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
    raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man
    prayed:' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. '

    Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
    across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

    After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ' God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river '

    Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
    was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ' God,
    please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the
    river '

    Poof! . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. :D

    Couldn't resist gentlemen, sorry! :p
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  2. 10-05-2009, 09:22 AM #2
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    Default good way to start the week

    now you will happy all week............:D
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  3. 10-05-2009, 09:32 AM #3
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    Very good..........as usual!
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  4. 10-05-2009, 09:50 AM #4
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    I expected some backtalk from both OSS and Jack!
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  5. 10-05-2009, 09:58 AM #5
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    Default Nah

    You have to give credit where credit is due. HOPEFULLY< I would have followed her!
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    You'd probably been following her all day........... following/stalking...... interchangeable terms right?
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    Is that why so many men are becoming women these days? I was thinking something else entirely.









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    Does that mean that two heads are not better than one?
    Quit complaining about the color, just pull up your skirt and fish! -- snagged
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    Unless she was blond then she would have the map upside down, wait for a cab to take her the 100 yards upstream, and couldn't cross the bridge because she couldn't find the toll booth. :D
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  10. 10-09-2009, 10:54 AM #10
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    But the second guy ended up with a BOAT! What the heck is she going to do with a bridge, after she uses it?
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