My husband says he's kept me so long that I've lost all my trade-in value. He said if he finds a replacement, he'll have to put me up on blocks out behind the barn.

I have never cleaned a fish, nor a quail, BUT I do field-dress my own deer. I did learn very quickly how to NOT do it the very first time out. UGH!

Keep looking, Jack. You'll find the right gal someday. DMW1960 you may have kept your wife too long already. Sorry.