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  1. 09-11-2009, 09:31 AM #1
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    Default A short story about me


    One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.






    But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day. :p

    THE END.
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    Novice Oh Are You So Right! Lol!

    A Long Time Ago And Just One Day!

    Lol! At Least You Had One Day!
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    wow im looking forward to my wifes day like that !! lol
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    ROFL! Good One :D:D:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.






    But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day. :p

    THE END.
    That is a myth...that person never existed
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    That is a myth...that person never existed
    JACK JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US?

    I HAVE ALWAYS HEARD THE STORY ABOUT THE MAN LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMW1960 View Post
    JACK JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US?

    I HAVE ALWAYS HEARD THE STORY ABOUT THE MAN LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN.
    Yes Dan, I am STILL looking!
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    Jack If You Can Find One Who Will Clean Fish, Dress Deer And Clean Quail I Am Looking To Upgrade!

    Mine Will Help Clean Fish, No Deer And No Quail!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMW1960 View Post
    Jack If You Can Find One Who Will Clean Fish, Dress Deer And Clean Quail I Am Looking To Upgrade!

    Mine Will Help Clean Fish, No Deer And No Quail!
    Sorry, don't eat fish deer or quail. Kinda had other stuff in mind (I know, I know, this is going downhill fast!)
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    My husband says he's kept me so long that I've lost all my trade-in value. He said if he finds a replacement, he'll have to put me up on blocks out behind the barn.

    I have never cleaned a fish, nor a quail, BUT I do field-dress my own deer. I did learn very quickly how to NOT do it the very first time out. UGH!

    Keep looking, Jack. You'll find the right gal someday. DMW1960 you may have kept your wife too long already. Sorry.
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