Thread: Hi Tech

Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting
Naked In A Sauna.

Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed
Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her
Questioningly. "that Was My Pager," She Said. I Have A
Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman
Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained,
"that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand."

The Older Woman Felt Very Low -tech. Not To Be Out Done, She
Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She
Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. She
Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear
End.

The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older
Woman Finally Said..........well, Will You Look At That....

I'm Getting A Fax!!

Boo Booo Booo! Ugh, I Am Getting Sick Just Thinking About It! Oss You're Just Too Much! I Can't Wait Until Beagle See's This One!