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    Default Camping Trip


    Camping



    Dave was attending his biker club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.



    After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow

    biker buddies Dave left to go back home to his wife.



    When Dave's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who

    should be there but Dave sitting in front of his bike, tent up,

    beer in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.



    "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dave?"

    "I didn't have to" was Dave's reply.



    "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"



    When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."



    So here I am!
    A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE

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    Hilarious!!!!! :D

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    LOL, Dave
    May all your live wells be full.
    Dave

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    Rofl
    Swan-Diving off the tongues of crippled giants

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    -Fixed it :D

    Quote Originally Posted by olesilverside View Post
    Fishing

    Dave wanted to attend his fishing club's monthly trip and had just told them he couldn't make the fall crappie camping trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.

    After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow fishing buddies, Dave left to go back home to his wife.

    When Dave's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who should be there but Dave sitting in front of the lake, boat in the water, beer in one hand and pole in the other.

    "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dave?"

    "I didn't have to" was Dave's reply.

    "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"

    When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."

    So here I am!
    Swan-Diving off the tongues of crippled giants

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    Thats hysterical, good one Monty!

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    I Like!

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    good re-do, Polvo.

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    Good one OSS!

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