An old fellow here had a small meat market and he fished alligator gar. He would grind the meat and mix pork with it to make
patties to sell in his store. His boat broke down so he called a friend to see if he could borrow his boat for the day. The friend
said sure. He went over, picked the boat up, and went fishing. Everything was good until he took the boat back that evening.
He had picked up a boat at the wrong house. Nothing ever came of it but, like your deal, everyone had a good laugh for
about a week.