Quote Originally Posted by Speck View Post
The dog ate my homework. It was snowing outside. I had three flat tires. Boss caught me sneaking out. Bass Pro was having a sale that day. Had to change my blinker fluid and muffler bearings. Just washed the boat and didn’t wanna get it dirty. Everytime I post a fishin report, Wannabe follows me around for a month. Every time I buy Wannabe’s lunch, I have to claim him as a dependent. Gas is too high.
Water is too low. Interest is up and the stock markets down.

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My God Man, I love the way you think. Bottle those excuses and Bass Pro will pay you a fortune for them. If we can just open it up and the excuses come out maybe my wife might buy some of those. Great post.