checkers game
Stopped to buy gas the other day near Oxford and when I went to pay an older gent was sitting playing checkers with a cocker spaniel. I said " that has to be the smartest dog in the world!!!" Old timer replied " oh, he's not so smart. I've beat him three out of five times."
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.