You need my outlook on lawns!

I hate them. The person that invented the lawn mower should be considered public enemy number one. He invented "keeping up with the Jones'". How much of our life is waisted on cutting grass just so that other people can comment? Ever come home from work upset because your neighbor is mowing and now your house looks the crappiest on the block and you know you have to mow? Blame the lawnmower inventor.

Ever count up how much it costs every summer to mow your grass when the price of gas is 3.00 per gallon? Blame the lawnmower inventor.

Where am I going with this? I hate my lawn! I mow it at warp speed as low as I can to make every effort to speed up it's untimely mid summer death. I love July when you can go three weeks before mowing.

The takeaway? I have zero moles!