Man, I don't know where to start, so many funny ( to me ) comments rattling around inside my head.

With you being Polish, are you telling us that's your boat on the rocks.
Instead of being the Polish Prince, you would have to be King of the Jews if that​ fish is going to feed the masses
What did you do after you caught the days bait.
I have a few more, but this being a family friendly site, I'll save them till we go fishing again.