Because we all know it wasn't you. You were just the hapless passenger sitting in the back of said named boat shaking your head and possibly getting vertigo from the "tiltawhirl" style ride you were on!

I don't think I have laughed so hard. The funniest part was Kevin and I watching him do circles while you texted us from the back of the boat!!! Then, watching as he held up a fish, you took photographs, and the boat went wherever it wanted while 1000 other fisherman avoided you like the plague.