Wake up everyone…

[Barnacle Bill]

After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying 2 lobsters in a bucket when he is approached by a ranger who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Every day I come down to the water and whistle. These lobsters jump out of the water and I take them for a walk and then return them at the end of the day. The warden not believing him reminds him it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman tells the warden if you don't believe me, then watch. The fisherman throws the lobsters back into the water. The warden wide eyed and intrigued says now whistle and show me that they will come back out of the water. The fisherman turns to the warden and says "what lobsters?"

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Good one Bill!

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[Rollingrock]

[Retired2Fish]

[BuckeyeCrappie]

[CrappiePappy]

Reminds me of John Pinette's comedy routine ... one of the funniest comic routines I've ever heard.

[BuckeyeCrappie]

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