Wake up everyone…

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It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.

This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time.

He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"

The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."

"What was that?" the old man asked.

Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."

So, the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"

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An elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses until they stop running.​ 2. Strike while the bug is close.​ 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.​ 4. Never underestimate the power of termites.​ 5. You can lead a horse to water but how?​ 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.​ 7. No news is impossible.​ 8. A miss is as good as a Mr.​ 9. You can't teach an old dog new math.​ 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.​ 11. Love all, trust me.​ 12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.​ 13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.​ 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution.​ 15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.​ 16. A penny saved is not much.​ 17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.​ 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.​ 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.​ 20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.​ 21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.​ 22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.​ 23. You get out of something only what you see in the picture on the box.​ 24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.​ 25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.​ And the WINNER and last one!​ 26. Better late than pregnant