Wake up everyone…

[BobC]

They were all really funny today. (They always are!) Thanks for the laughs!
Bob

[BuckeyeCrappie]

[chaunc]

[Retired2Fish]

Men DO remember anniversaries.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot coffee in front of him. He appears to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.

"Yes, I do," she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to prison for 20 years?"

"I remember that too," she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said........"I would have gotten out today."

[MackB]

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[BuckeyeCrappie]

[MackB]

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[BuckeyeCrappie]

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we do! They come in handy all the time

[chaunc]

[MackB]

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