Wake up everyone…

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THE UNIVERSAL LAWS…

1. Law of Mechanical Repair. Your hands become coated with grease,

your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee.



2. Law of Gravity. Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will

roll to the least accessible place in the universe.



3. Law of Probability. The probability of being watched is

directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.



4. Law of Random Numbers. If you dial a wrong number, you never

get a busy signal; someone always answers.



5. Variation Law. If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one

you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.



6. Law of Close Encounters. The probability of meeting someone you

know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want

to be seen with.



7. Law of Biomechanics. The severity of the itch is inversely

proportional to the reach.



8. Law of the Theater, Stadiums, and Arenas. At any event, the

people whose seats are furthest from the aisle always arrive last.

They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for

food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the

performance, or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come

early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay

to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very

surly folk.



9. The Coffee Law. As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,

your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the

coffee is cold.



10. Murphy's Law of Lockers. If there are only 2 people in a

locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.



11. Law of Physical Surfaces. The chances of an open-faced

jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to

the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.



12. Law of Logical Argument. Anything is possible IF you

don't know what you are talking about.



13. Law of Physical Appearance. If the clothes fit, they're ugly.



14. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy. As soon as you find

a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store

will stop selling it!



15. Doctors' Law. If you don't feel well, make an appointment

to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better.

But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

[BuckeyeCrappie]

INFLATION IS SO BAD…

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ounce burger.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

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[BobC]

I think buckeye’s universal laws are spot on! Great post!
Bob

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