Wake up everyone…

[BuckeyeCrappie]

[chaunc]

[BuckeyeCrappie]

[chaunc]

[Rollingrock]

[CrappiePappy]

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Ole called the airline information desk and asked, “How long does it take ta fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?

“Just a minute,” said the busy clerk.

“Thank you,” said Ole, as he hung up.

[BuckeyeCrappie]

A man goes into a bar and sits down followed by an ostrich, he orders a beer and a steak. The bird and I will have the same thing.



After eating the man asks how much? The bartender tells him he reaches in his pocket and gives the bartender the exact amount with 15 % tip

The next day he comes back, orders the same meal and again has the exact amount, this goes on for two weeks , then instead of the steak he orders chicken one day and still he has the exact change.


The bartender is just busting and he blurts out how do you always have the correct amount? Well says the guy I found this lamp and the genie gave me three wishes and for my first i wished that however much I needed to pay a bill I would always have it

The bartender asks so if you go to a Rolls Royce dealer and Yes I would have the exact change taxes tag and all? Yup. The bartender says wow that is smart. What’s your second wish?

A long and healthy life. Another good choice says the bartender. What’s with the bird.

For my third wish i wished for a chick with long legs who always agreed with me

[Herewego]

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[Herewego]

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