Wake up everyone…

[Herewego]

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[BuckeyeCrappie]

[chaunc]

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[BuckeyeCrappie]

SOME THINGS TO PONDER AS WE AGE

The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54.
The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57.
The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41.
The best soccer player in the world, Maradona, died at the age of 60.


And then... SOME THINGS TO PONDER AS WE AGE


KFC inventor died at 94.
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88.
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102.
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 - in an earthquake.
Hennessy cognac,,,, Irish inventor,, died at 98.


So How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?

The rabbit is always running & jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives up to 200 years.

So…

Have a drink...

Take a nap or two ...

And when you wake up, have some bacon and eggs.

[BuckeyeCrappie]

Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Finney. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket
broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt, and Kathleen staring at him from across the room. She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'
Paddy said, 'Why would you say such a mean thing?
'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly, it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.

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[BobC]

These were all great this morning. Loved ‘Em all!
Bob

[Ketchn]

a real conversation from yesterday ....
worker says with his glasses on the tip of his nose to me because I forgot what I wanted to tell him ...
"you are old and senile"
me says back "you are old and can't see now too" !
he laughs and says " I said senile" !
and I said " and I also can't hear now either "......

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