Secrets not to be shared

[Ketchn]

I trimmed a few bamboo pcs. early am yesterday and loaded them into my truck .
My wife ketched me !
She says " and where do you think you are going with that ? ! "
Me says " I know we are married and I love you ,but I can't tell ya " !
So off I slipped off to a boat slip and dropped said bamboo condo in a certain location that is at this point just a secret I shared with the man who lets me visit there .
Now mind you this I did cut the tag end off so it would be NOT so noticeable where said secret took place ......
KABOOM is the word yawl
p.s. AND we will be installing a pad lock on said trap door soon .....