Hamming it up you say ?

[Ketchn]

We did by golly and I sorted pecans for the freezer and cooked the ham and even made them there ridiculous good Rolo pecan pretzel thingeez too.
the ham went away like a this little piggy pinky toe story and I aint never done one before, but to be sure the internet taught me well and I actually don't think I ever ate a better boneless ham that I can remember .
The glaze was ……
mesquite blossom honey
brown sugar
ginger jelly
orange jello
pancake syrup
maraschino cherry juice
pineapple juice
orange juice
cinnamon
nutmeg
and the list goes on ……..
now I am waiting for a little girl who stayed up way to late last night at that party to find her new bike Santa dropped by the tree about 2 am today .
and then later today on to the next family gathering .
and AGAIN I say MERRY CHRISTMAS YAWL